Versi Anonymous Mike, yang mengumpulkan tugas esai berisi tulisan berikut ini, tidak lulus, namun dapat D+ untuk kreativitas.
I am the bone of my essay
Procrastination is my body, and caffeine is my blood
i have ignored over a thousand deadlines.
Unknown to MLA format, nor known to passing grades.
Have withstood responsibility to fail many classes.
Yet those classes will never teach anything.
So, as I hand in,
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I am the bone of my sword essay about myself